Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell
Going back to 2023, Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell has three inspections in the public record. Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell was last inspected on Aug 26, 2025. The medium risk tier sits in the middle: not spotless, but not alarming either.
The picture has gotten worse over the last few visits, with the average climbing from around three violations to closer to six violations.
“Food contact surface not properly washed” comes up most often, recorded two times in the inspection record.
Compared to other Manhattan restaurants (averaging 77), there's room to close the gap. The record is unremarkable in either direction.
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Frequently Asked Questions
When was Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell last inspected?
The most recent health inspection at Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell on file is from Aug 26, 2025. The public record contains three inspections in total.
What is the most common violation at Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell?
Across the inspection record, “food contact surface not properly washed” has been cited two times, more than any other issue at Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell.
How does Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell compare to other restaurants in Manhattan?
Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell most recently scored 55 out of 100, which is lower than the Manhattan average of 77.
Has Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell's inspection record improved over time?
No. Recent inspections at Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell have averaged around six violations per visit, up from roughly three earlier in the record.
What does a medium risk rating mean?
A medium risk rating at Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell means the most recent inspection turned up a handful of issues that the health department wrote up but did not classify as critical.
How often is Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell inspected?
Based on the inspection history on file, Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell is inspected roughly once per year on average.